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Friday, January 23, 2009

Healthy Cigarette

Vigilante Goat


Goat arrested for Mazda robbery
Friday, January 23, 2009

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of the attempted armed robbery of a Mazda 323.

Vigilantes took the animal to the police, claiming it was a criminal who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal the car.

Police have detained the goat in custody while they ponder what to do next.

Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said: "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car.

They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical.

"It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

Curious locals have rushed to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Satelite Images of Inauguration......Damn!

Those dark spaces that look like a swarm of bees is all of the one and a half million people gathered to watch the swearing in of our 44th President. Click on the title above to go to picture slide show where the images can be enlarged. Pretty damn cool.



Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Subwoofer Cat

How Do These Things Make the News?

Angry husband throws cat at wife
Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.

The cat-throwing occurred when 25-year-old Paul A. Wood, of Palmyra, Wayne County, got into a domestic dispute with his wife at about 5.30am last Friday.

In addition to chucking the cat at his wife, Wood also punched a hole in the wall of their trailer park home.

The cat – which wasn't declawed, struck his wife on the back. Neither the cat nor the woman were injured in the cat-throwing, according to authorities.

He now faces charges of fourth-degree criminal mischief, second-degree harassment, and cruelty to animals.

Points for Honesty(?)

Drunk driver helpfully calls police
Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A drunk driver who 'borrowed' his uncle's car, and then promptly crashed it, made the police's job easier by phoning them up to alert them to his crimes.

The 21-year-old from Sheboygan County, Wisconsin, decided to take his uncle's car when he needed to get some cigarettes at 1.30am, after drinking heavily.

His uncle, who he lives with, was sleeping at the time.

He made it half a mile down the road before the inevitable happened, and he crashed, rolling the car over in the process.

It was at this point that he thought the police would like to know about that sort of thing, and called them up. He also noted that he didn't have a driving license.

He now faces charges of taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent, which could land him with up to six years in prison.